Falling In Love (Is Hard On The Knees)
(A Little South Of Sanity)

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YOU THINK YOU'RE IN LOVE LIKE IT'S A REAL SURE THING
BUT EVERY TIME YOU FALL YOU GET YOUR ASS IN A SLING
YOU USED TO BE STRONG BUT NOW IT'S OO BABY PLEASE
'CAUSE FALLING IN LOVE IS SO HARD ON THE KNEES

WE WAS MAKIN' LOVE WHEN YA TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED ME
I THOUGHT OLD CUPID HE WAS TAKIN’ AIM
I WAS BELIEVER WHEN YA TOLD ME THAT YOU LOVED ME
AND THEN YOU CALLED ME SOMEONE ELSE'S NAME
YEAH

THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO MORE BEGGIN' YA PLEASE
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT AND IT AIN'T ONE OF THESE
YOU'RE BAD TO THE BONE AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND AGREES
THIS FALLIN' IN LOVE IS SO HARD ON THE KNEES

CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK
MAN YOU'RE SO MUCH LIKE YOUR SISTER
MY FANTASIZIN' MUST BE OUTTA LUCK
MY OLD LIBIDO HAS BEEN BLOWING A TRANSISTOR
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE BEEN HIT BY A FUCK
  That's right

JONESIN' ON LOVE YEAH I GOT THE DT'S
YOU SAY THAT WE WILL BUT THERE AIN'T NO GUARANTEES
I'M MAJOR IN LOVE BUT BUT IN ALL MINOR KEYS
'COZ FALLIN' IN LOVE IS SO HARD ON THE KNEES

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN’ FOR IT'S GOT TO BE HARD CORE
MUST BE SOME KIND OF NOUVEAU RICHE-AH
IS THIS YOUR ONLY CHANCE OR SOME HYPNOTIC TRANCE
LET'S GET YOU ON A TIGHTER LEASH
OWN IT OWN IT OWN IT
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YOU AIN'T THAT GOOD
IS WHAT YOU SAID DOWN TO THE LETTER
BUT YOU LIKE THE WAY I HOLD THE MICROPHONE
  bone bone
SOMETIMES I'M GOOD BUT WHEN I'M BAD I'M EVEN BETTER
DON'T GIVE ME NO LIP I GOT ENOUGH OF MY OWN

THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO MORE BEGGIN' YA PLEASE
YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT AND IT AIN'T ONE OF THESE
YOU'RE BAD TO THE BONE AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND AGREES
THAT FALLIN' IN LOVE IS SO HARD ON THE KNEES

I'M JONESIN' ON LOVE YEAH I GOT THE DT'S
YA SAY THAT WE'LL BE TOGETHER
BUT THERE AIN'T NO GUARANTEES
I'M MAJOR IN LOVE BUT IN ALL MINOR KEYS
'CAUSE FALLIN' IN LOVE IS SO HARD ON THE KNEES